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Old Sep 27, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45   #2081
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*pwns pwnd*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03   #2082
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*dodges the pwning*
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*runs in circles*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26   #2083
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*runs in circles*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 04:33 AM // 04:33   #2084
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*chases sil in circles*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 04:34 AM // 04:34   #2085
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*runs from pwnd in circles!*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 04:35 AM // 04:35   #2086
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*runs after sil in circles*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 05:50 AM // 05:50   #2087
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*takes a dump in pwnds paper bag*
*sips beer*
*takes a piss in pwnds paper bag*
*sips beer*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 05:54 AM // 05:54   #2088
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Eats mosh pit.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 07:47 AM // 07:47   #2089
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*Picks up Dual Scar Eaters*

"Two-handed weapon my eye!"

*hits wammo on head with scar eaters as though playing drums*

*Drinks Irn Bru*
*Hopes that one day someone might slip him an ecto under the table*


@ bacon
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 07:52 AM // 07:52   #2090
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ecto under the table eh?
i've been hoping for ... something else under the table.
guess we can both keep hoping.
*drinks beer*
*hic*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 08:19 AM // 08:19   #2091
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"Well I'm not giving you that!"

"at least not until I get my ecto!"

*walks out of the bar*

*walks in the bar wearing an official hat*

"Ecto tax...one ecto from everyone please...Ecto tax"
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 08:29 AM // 08:29   #2092
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you're not getting any of my pink bits!
*eats ecto*
*washes them down with beer*

*HIC*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 01:04 PM // 13:04   #2093
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*Turns into a pigmy hippopotamus (Spelled it right in one try, BOOYEAH!)*

*Runs from all the [Insert any profession here]/Rangers chasing after me*

"I change my mind!! I don't want to be a hippo!"
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 02:42 PM // 14:42   #2094
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Eats ecto taxer.
Eats hippopotamus until [Everthing]/Rs leave, then spits Paul back out.

There you go. Hope that wasn't too slimy.
Sips beer.
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 03:52 PM // 15:52   #2095
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #2096
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"Ewww, i saw Dobermann in there...."

*Turns back into elephant and eats peanuts*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 09:37 PM // 21:37   #2097
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*turns into a bum*
*drinks beer*



go away pesky rangers!
*throws bottle at ranger trying to cast charm*
*grabs another beer*
*drinks beer*
*hic*
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Old Sep 27, 2006, 10:21 PM // 22:21   #2098
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*grab extra bacon, hit him with a blackhole slam through the bar table*
*grab beer bottles and smash it into bacon's face*
*pick him up and throw him across the room and grab a chair and hit a running missile dropkick*

*sips beer*
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Old Sep 28, 2006, 01:56 AM // 01:56   #2099
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*sips beer*
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Old Sep 28, 2006, 06:50 AM // 06:50   #2100
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*spits into skull's eyes*
*laughs*
*bitchslaps skull*
*taunts skull*
*backhands skull, sending him flying across the bar into a pile of wammo dung*
*laughs*
*drinks beer*
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